soy un mono y me llamo floripondio :D
if you are looking for something stupid probably you find here,and in from Mexico.
:D

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

Jul 28th at 6PM / via: whatever-fangirl / op: srsfunny / reblog / 65 463 notas
takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

Jul 28th at 6PM / via: pizza / op: takenbythe-wind / reblog / 30 213 notas
you-will-take-to-the-sky:

dragonriderofberk:

jlassijlali:

i didnt notice this …. mother and daughter

When did this happen??

WHAT

you-will-take-to-the-sky:

dragonriderofberk:

jlassijlali:

i didnt notice this ….
mother and daughter

When did this happen??

WHAT

Jul 28th at 6PM / via: whatever-fangirl / op: jlassijlali / reblog / 575 notas

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Jul 28th at 6PM / via: official-owen-apologist / op: jaclcfrost / reblog / 112 810 notas
smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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