"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
Whatever floats your goats
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
is this a threat